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fun with phones?
Question by loner: fun with phones?
have the phone number for a pay phone outside a mcdonalds. loads of funs especially when i stand where i can see people walking by it.
10 things to say for prank calls.
10. “wrong number, eh? well for a wrong number you sure have a pretty voice.”
9. “hi i’m from 21st century realtors and i’m selling house made from pancakes and the souls of little children.”
8. scream: “BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!”
7. “give me your money. you’re not giving it to me! GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!!”
6. “hey, i was just wondering if… boy are you ugly.”
5. “cool! i’ve never found anything that cool in a hole before and i’ve explored just about every hole there is!”
4. “d***it! i’m mad!”
3. “happy mother’s day.”
2. “politics makes me soooooo horny.”
1. “most toilets flush in E flat.”
when i answer the phone i say one of the following:
“guitar center, chad speaking.”
“anthony’s pizza how may i help you?”
“tech support. it’s your fault.”
more fun things to say on prank calls:
“i like cheese. cheese makes me poop.”
“i created the matrix!”
say that whole thing neo says at the end of the first matrix when he’s on the phone.
when telemarketers call i like to do some of the following:
create a loud bang in the phone(like popping a balloon) and yell “augh! i’ve been shot!”
act like you’re interested in their product and keep on the phone for as long as possible just to waste their time then yell something random in the phone like “EGGS!” and hang up.
“i’m sorry, this number only exist in your imagination. please hang up and don’t call back.”
more prank calls:
scream:”WANNA KNOW HOW TO RAPE A FLYING SQUIRREL MID-AIR!?!?!?!?”
“well yesterday was the day i put my underwear out to dry so i was looking for a place i could hang out with no pants on…”
“you don’t want him! come with me! the looove doctor! i will rock your f***ing world!”
you could leave the last one at just “i will rock your f***ing world.”
“so…you’re a girl huh?”
“HI I’M REALLY ANNOYING!!!!”
more prank calls:
“no way! i’m not wiggling your dongle!”
“sometimes when i lie awake at night i think about my parents having sex and i get really really mad at them for some reason.”
“gotta go. my YEE-HA’S! are on fire.”
Best answer:
Answer by Katie T
So… how ‘you’ doin’?
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fun with phones, again.?
Question by loner: fun with phones, again.?
have the phone number for a pay phone outside a mcdonalds. loads of funs especially when i stand where i can see people walking by it.
10 things to say for prank calls.
10. “wrong number, eh? well for a wrong number you sure have a pretty voice.”
9. “hi i’m from 21st century realtors and i’m selling house made from pancakes and the souls of little children.”
8. scream: “BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!”
7. “give me your money. you’re not giving it to me! GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!!”
6. “hey, i was just wondering if… boy are you ugly.”
5. “cool! i’ve never found anything that cool in a hole before and i’ve explored just about every hole there is!”
4. “d***it! i’m mad!”
3. “happy mother’s day.”
2. “politics makes me soooooo horny.”
1. “most toilets flush in E flat.”
when i answer the phone i say one of the following:
“guitar center, chad speaking.”
“anthony’s pizza how may i help you?”
“tech support. it’s your fault.”
more fun things to say on prank calls:
“i like cheese. cheese makes me poop.”
“i created the matrix!”
say that whole thing neo says at the end of the first matrix when he’s on the phone.
when telemarketers call i like to do some of the following:
create a loud bang in the phone(like popping a balloon) and yell “augh! i’ve been shot!”
act like you’re interested in their product and keep on the phone for as long as possible just to waste their time then yell something random in the phone like “EGGS!” and hang up.
“i’m sorry, this number only exist in your imagination. please hang up and don’t call back.”
more prank calls:
scream:”WANNA KNOW HOW TO RAPE A FLYING SQUIRREL MID-AIR!?!?!?!?”
“well yesterday was the day i put my underwear out to dry so i was looking for a place i could hang out with no pants on…”
“you don’t want him! come with me! the looove doctor! i will rock your f***ing world!”
you could leave the last one at just “i will rock your f***ing world.”
“so…you’re a girl huh?”
“HI I’M REALLY ANNOYING!!!!”
more prank calls:
“no way! i’m not wiggling your dongle!”
“sometimes when i lie awake at night i think about my parents having sex and i get really really mad at them for some reason.”
“gotta go. my YEE-HA’S! are on fire.”
Best answer:
Answer by sone
stupid!
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what do I need to do to buy a house on a “quick sale”?
Question by freebird: what do I need to do to buy a house on a “quick sale”?
I have the chance to buy a house for $ 35.000.I will pay cash..the owner wants to do a quick sale.What should I do to prepare for the deal?will there be hidden charges…the owner is using her family lawyer who will not charge closing cost.Will I have to pat tax on the price of the house at closing?
Best answer:
Answer by realtor.sailor
Yes, there will be other charges, but it’s negotiable as to who pays. There’s a transfer tax and title insurance. Plus you should have the property inspected. However, first you and the seller need to sign a contract for sale and purchase.
realtor.sailor
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Q&A: are you a real estate agent?…what kind of a house is best seller?
Question by denise: are you a real estate agent?…what kind of a house is best seller?
is it a house with a certain feature? maybe new never lived in? maybe attached garage does it? soooo…. whatt makes you look at a house and say to yourself…”this is gonna sell fast!”|
Best answer:
Answer by real estate guy
there is a buyer for every house.
The most important features are price and location.
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Q&A: I am jobless?
Question by ~dat~: I am jobless?
I quit my job a week ago today because my manager asked me, “if you are not happy, then why are you here?” My answer, “you know what, you are right… I’m going home now.” And I went to my desk, packed my things, and walked out the door. Now I’m jobless. I do not want to go back to work in a office and deal with all the office politics and backstabbing co-workers. I want to work from home and be my own boss. Is there such a thing? I’ve been searching online for the past week and I’ve come to the conclusion that you either have to sell things, have other people sell things, or they are complete scams because you have to buy their kit that tells you how to make money. I don’t want to sell anything, I don’t want to get people to sell under me, I don’t want to join anything!!! All I want is decent income working from home. Any suggestions???
Best answer:
Answer by s–t for brains
good for you. now its time to update resume do that as a back up. write down what your good at. believe me online is not easy money. i would serious try to get education if you dont have one already.
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Is this where we’re at now? Republicans just want to cut everything with the excuse, “we’re in debt?”?
Question by g: Is this where we’re at now? Republicans just want to cut everything with the excuse, “we’re in debt?”?
It seems like every cons solution is “NOW, NOW, NOW’… when realistically, this is probably going to be a 30+ year process, best case scenario…
I’m in personal debt, should I sell my home and car and live in a cardboard box?
or should I keep living in my home any work toward paying off my mortgage over a long period?
cons so far have aimed at unemployment, teachers/schools, all public unions, and medicare… often with massive fundamental cuts that seem to be aimed at paying all the debt off “NOW!”…
isn’t there some point where you’re cutting off your nose to spite your face?
when you have a 14 trillion gdp… a 14 trillion debt is pretty manageable… I hate to burst your bubble chicken little…
it’s not ideal, and it is a problem… but manageable, yes…
paying off half in 5 years… that’s slash and burn, if you want to admit it or not…
I mean 10 years… but still, slash and burn…
just because people aren’t managing something, it doesn’t mean it “isn’t manageable” lol…
Clinton and Gingrich were managing it fairly well, then Bush got in and nobody cared anymore… he cranked up the spending, then hit a recession… higher spending plus lower revenue (recession) = bad times…
Ryan’s plan fundamentally changes medicare for only that much savings? lol… wow…
Best answer:
Answer by TheOrange Evil
Yes, this is where we’re at now. If you think this sort of debt is manageable or shouldn’t be addressed, then I hate to see the state of your personal finances.
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Q&A: What is the most important thing you want from a real estate agent?
Question by Jeanne B: What is the most important thing you want from a real estate agent?
I’m a real estate agent and I would like to hear from home buyers and sellers. I have two questions, and I would like only one answer for each question, although you may elaborate as much as you want on that one answer!
1. As a home buyer, what is the single most important service
you want/need from your agent?
2. As a home buyer, what is the single most important quality
you want/need your agent to have?
3. As a home seller, what is the single most important service
you want/need from your agent?
4. As a home seller, what is the single most important quality
you want/need your agent to have?
Please don’t state the obvious, like “I want my agent to find me the right home” or “I want my agent to sell my house fast.”
What I really want to know is what service and quality make you comfortable that the agent will find the right home for you and sell your home fast.
Thanks for your time!
Best answer:
Answer by duckgrabber
1. Honesty
2. Follows through on promises.
Kent in SD
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anyone use “sell your house fast” to sell their home? It is a company that will buy homes.?
Question by Doulachar: anyone use “sell your house fast” to sell their home? It is a company that will buy homes.?
Our home has been on the market for almost 6 months with only 1 showing…I know the market is very slow but we are ready to move…any help would be appreciated!
Best answer:
Answer by Kate
you should see http://www.BiznFin.com
try it. i hope that will help you
keep using answers.yahoo.com
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Q&A: Has anyone ever used the We Will Buy Your Home Fast companies?
Question by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦: Has anyone ever used the We Will Buy Your Home Fast companies?
We are living in one home and own another home which is currently vacant, and out of state (due to a job relocation). We can’t sell it, even though we’ve lowered the cost.
I’ve seen plenty of advertisements for “We will buy your home NOW” fast settlement companies. I’m wondering what the catch is, and if anyone has any experience with it?
Thanks….those companies are starting to look tempting!
It is near the Cleveland Ohio area and the market stinks!
Best answer:
Answer by Bob G
I once got a quote from a couple of them and decided it wasn’t in my best interests to do business with them. The house was appraised at $ 240K and they offered $ 150K for it. That’s how they make their money, buy low from distressed sellers and sell at market or better. Since I was not distressed I decided not to allow them to cheat me like that.
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