Jeffersonville, Weary Of Floods, Pledges To Block Development
Jenkausaskas says the village couldn't afford not to buy out property in the floodplain where Jolley Associates had planned to build a 16-pump gas station. (Jean Jenkauskas) "Flooding characteristics are changing and changing fast.
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Shocker crowds aren't quite as crowded as they used to be
WSU announces tickets sold for its attendance, not tickets used. In those days, even when seats went empty, enough tickets sold for WSU to consider it a full house. “I'm shocked that in 2005-06 we were selling out every game, and we're on a similar run …
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Auction could kick-start your move
Property auctions have been the favoured route for councils, housing associations and portfolios to efficiently shift large numbers of houses, as well as private sellers looking for a quick sale. However, over recent years a number of factors have …
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Despite ad, Cantrell family still set to purchase Goetchius House
“I've had two companies actually call me up and say, 'Listen, we'd love to rent it from you,' and I was like, 'Wow, this is quick,' and that's a good indication,” he said. “I will tell you this: The Goetchius House is no doubt a landmark location in …
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Auction could kick-start your move
Property auctions have been the favoured route for councils, housing associations and portfolios to efficiently shift large numbers of houses, as well as private sellers looking for a quick sale. However, over recent years a number of factors have …
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Despite ad, Cantrell family still set to purchase Goetchius House
“I've had two companies actually call me up and say, 'Listen, we'd love to rent it from you,' and I was like, 'Wow, this is quick,' and that's a good indication,” he said. “I will tell you this: The Goetchius House is no doubt a landmark location in …
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HOME STAGING: A few changes can lead to a quick sale
Submitted photo Real estate agents say it can be very difficult for a homeowner to start treating their home like a product. But that's exactly what they must do when that “For Sale” sign goes up. What the homeowner loves and is accustomed to in his or …
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Home Properties (HME) – Research Analysts' Recent Ratings Updates
Home Properties is now covered by analysts at Compass Point. They set a “buy” rating on the stock. Home Properties is now covered by analysts at Cantor Fitzgerald. They set a “sell” rating on the stock. Home Properties was upgraded by analysts at Keefe …
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'Sale and rent back' sector closed down by FSA
Nearly four years after regulators first responded to complaints, the remaining firms have stopped selling the controversial deals. Distressed home owners would sell their homes at a discount to firms that then promised to let them stay as tenants.
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10 things to say for prank calls.

10. “wrong number, eh? well for a wrong number you sure have a pretty voice.”

9. “hi i’m from 21st century realtors and i’m selling house made from pancakes and the souls of little children.”

8. scream: “BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!”

7. “give me your money. you’re not giving it to me! GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!!”

6. “hey, i was just wondering if… boy are you ugly.”

5. “cool! i’ve never found anything that cool in a hole before and i’ve explored just about every hole there is!”

4. “d***it! i’m mad!”

3. “happy mother’s day.”

2. “politics makes me soooooo horny.”

1. “most toilets flush in E flat.”

when i answer the phone i say one of the following:

“guitar center, chad speaking.”

“anthony’s pizza how may i help you?”

“tech support. it’s your fault.”
more fun things to say on prank calls:

“i like cheese. cheese makes me poop.”

“i created the matrix!”

say that whole thing neo says at the end of the first matrix when he’s on the phone.

when telemarketers call i like to do some of the following:

create a loud bang in the phone(like popping a balloon) and yell “augh! i’ve been shot!”

act like you’re interested in their product and keep on the phone for as long as possible just to waste their time then yell something random in the phone like “EGGS!” and hang up.

“i’m sorry, this number only exist in your imagination. please hang up and don’t call back.”
more prank calls:

scream:”WANNA KNOW HOW TO RAPE A FLYING SQUIRREL MID-AIR!?!?!?!?”

“well yesterday was the day i put my underwear out to dry so i was looking for a place i could hang out with no pants on…”

“you don’t want him! come with me! the looove doctor! i will rock your f***ing world!”

you could leave the last one at just “i will rock your f***ing world.”

“so…you’re a girl huh?”

“HI I’M REALLY ANNOYING!!!!”
more prank calls:

“no way! i’m not wiggling your dongle!”

“sometimes when i lie awake at night i think about my parents having sex and i get really really mad at them for some reason.”

“gotta go. my YEE-HA’S! are on fire.”

Best answer:

Answer by Katie T
So… how ‘you’ doin’?

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DAVID GLEASON: No drama yet, but housing will fall
MANY home owners will remember how Sotheby's International Realty chairman Lew Geffen left them slack-jawed back in 2008 when he predicted that house prices would fall by 40%. A week later, Geffen repented — but he was mealy-mouthed about it.
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FACT CHECK: Gingrich flubs history in GOP debate
… during his time as House speaker. Romney attacked Gingrich's financial links to Freddie Mac while ignoring his own. The accusations were fast out of the gate in the latest Republican presidential debate, and reality got tromped in the process.
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Pandas, pipelines top PM's China trip
By David Akin, Parliamentary Bureau Chief Canada's Prime Minister Stephen Harper speaks during Question Period in the House of Commons on Parliament Hill in Ottawa February 2, 2012. REUTERS/Chris Wattie OTTAWA – Prime Minister Stephen Harper heads to …
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Take Profits Now: Richard Suttmeier
Madison, Wisconsin • 31 minutes ago Sell in May and go away. • Durham, North Carolina • 4 minutes 58 seconds ago sell now to bring the market down for the big players to buy! • Raleigh, North Carolina • 19 minutes ago I am over 50% in cash so i would …
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When the Home Bank Closes
While more than 3000 stores have agreed to sell the snacks, Mr. Mullin can't get the funds he needs to hire workers and launch a marketing campaign. In prior years, Mr. Mullin tapped his home-equity line of credit to inject cash into the business.
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